Testimony Transcript: Pesakh ≈5768
Defendant: D. Yu [Koreano]
On Passover, I honored an invitation by Rabbi Mike Rothbaum of Sarah Lawrence College. Du was the designated Cyborg driver with a scar atop his bald headed-dome.
I spilled red wine on the carpet and offered an Asian Fan to Hillel.
I intimated to Rabbi Mike that I was frightened of being a passenger in hiss vehicle.
Rabbi Mike looked me in the eyes, asking my soul, "Whom are you afraid of, precisely?" Gulf gulp. Do you trust Me?" I looked up and nodded, affirmative.
Along the highway, Du was listening to "worship" music, controlling my window and locks. The generic music segues to Vlad and he turns to me demanding why I told Mike: "Du is scary," as he shuts the passenger window to shoot a glare at me, taking hiss razor eyes off the busy road.
Luckily, I got home safe and sound.
Can't say the same for D. Yu, who resides in PA, where I was conceived.
To Be Continued.
