Ruth's Jewish, Nimr@d.
Lowkey is sHEXXXy.
Belongs on the back of a Milk Carton or front cover of a Wheaties Box, don't it? Either wei, pretty sure Joseph Ndesandjo is the most prominent, unmarried, virtually unknown JOC on the planet, not to mention the most famous African Mestizo JOC {review sidebar, for acronymic definition}, who seems to covet his Ayin Tova much more than his high-profile family members, as well as Beis Y'hudah, in general. However, in the few web links speculating about his origins, there seems to be confusion as to the identity of Joseph's birth dad. Pretty sure it's not Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. Nor is he necessarily a half-Kenyan Jew (if memory serves) because Ruth remarried twice, after Barack, had two sons, Mark and David (the eldest is deceased), then Joseph; not sure why he kept Ndesandjo; regardless, he's definitely of African extraction, but I forget which country exactly, because his P.R. team is expert at leaving that kind of Jewcy information about him, famine. Prolly doesn't even have a P.R. team to begin with, but prolly harbors a P.R. fetish, which is totally understandable (ruting for Ché Ricky as the Tony season commences!). I've gotten pretty savvy at retrieving, diverting, or discovering dish, so his sparse presence on the 'net is intriguing. While the rest of the country is glued to some baseball game (all the while poverty-stricken protesters freeze their tuchushim off in Liberty Squared) I'm obsessing over the Mystery Guy (besides the Mixed Multitude likes of James Duval and Keanu Reeves), yet again. And for the record: Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. has at least three verified Jewish kin. Wherever he's from and whoever Joseph marries, their kids are gonna be hotties, whose convoluted Family Tree is positively Avrahamic.
Related:
Introducing Joseph ben Ruth's Older Jewish 1/2 Bro, Mark Desandjo
Update:
Hey! Either MP is stalking dis novice tongue 'n sheik blog or we're on a similar frequency. We@rd.
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