Rumours of worse case scenarios swirl. The Real World freezes over. I am the only resident of Alaska, Russia formerly known as, that I know of. My shack was reconstructed with icy spikes, the facade of a minaret roof, inverted. Broken Heineken are embedded into igloo mortar. Sepia Stars, sigh. Less melodrama, nowadays. I have finally merited a fur burqa to show off, in kaleidoscope. Mirror-Mirror on the Firewalls: Charlie is a tacky chimney. On Demand and fugly. This summer of a thousand tundras, I was visited by Lightning Terriers in our bed of affliction, and came: Pre-ejacutalory ruins.