Kos 5
Elem
Kiddushin Imbitasyon
In honor of the weary Kallah
Who clings to emuna
Remember the blessed memory
Reflected upon your forehead
How the Ringbearer's vision like dull machetes
Burned a path from Bataan to the Kavannah Camp
Where the liberated peasants of Tarlac lined the road
In shame for averting their Country's pearl gaze
On that day
Bat Yerushalayim
Sha'arim to The East will greet him
When you least expect Tomorrow
When you arrive, just skip the Kiddush (it's just rice in your hands at that Mazel Tov moment) and usher in the ostentatious Kosha Dillz catering of Milk and Honey Baklava, starting promptly after twilight Havdalah.
Beit Ha'Mikdash
Shayarot Etzion Junction
King's Hwy, Eretz Yisra'el Hashleima
You will be in the presence of boisterous and priceless Klezmer-Singkil musicians and bellydancers, unruly bat and bar mitzvot, adorned in bling and brand new socks, as well as some balding ushpizin, some with lazy susanna toupees, most will be Rabbinically coiffed, designer shtreimels with fancy logos, even more bling – and all verklempt. At least 1/3 will act stupid while under the influence of His spiked ice cream Kohanim. Some will complain about the Chinese Banquet influx. The rest will schmooze in bearded Halo-Halo awe as adjacent Bamboo branches and Kleenex tissues are grafted together into one, cultivated Calamansi Treehouse.
Please R.S.V.P. as soon as you get this and not a day before light Adams, such as those of hydrogen isotopes and Supernovas of David, combine and form a heavier Adamic nucleus, releasing a vast array of highly organic energy drinks, primarily manifesting itself in the form of intense heat-seeking hickeys. Please have the courtesy of showing up if you do R.S.V.P. or you will be billed for being a flaky no-show. I can't stand chometz displays like Santa. The gift of choice either exemplifies Tu Bishvat or contains a routing and account number in Shekalim. Last-minute deli Hallmark cards are a waste of your time on earth and ours. Hope you can make it!
Dress: Black Tie optional
Theme: Nipa Sukkah
B.Y.O.K. (Bring Your Own Kippah)
I don't know if I've enough strength.
Inspirations:
The Basterds of Bataan: Offer Water or Face Execution (Editorial)
The Wisdom of the Banana Grove:
Elem
Kiddushin Imbitasyon
In honor of the weary Kallah
Who clings to emuna
Remember the blessed memory
Reflected upon your forehead
How the Ringbearer's vision like dull machetes
Burned a path from Bataan to the Kavannah Camp
Where the liberated peasants of Tarlac lined the road
In shame for averting their Country's pearl gaze
On that day
Bat Yerushalayim
Sha'arim to The East will greet him
When you least expect Tomorrow
When you arrive, just skip the Kiddush (it's just rice in your hands at that Mazel Tov moment) and usher in the ostentatious Kosha Dillz catering of Milk and Honey Baklava, starting promptly after twilight Havdalah.
Beit Ha'Mikdash
Shayarot Etzion Junction
King's Hwy, Eretz Yisra'el Hashleima
You will be in the presence of boisterous and priceless Klezmer-Singkil musicians and bellydancers, unruly bat and bar mitzvot, adorned in bling and brand new socks, as well as some balding ushpizin, some with lazy susanna toupees, most will be Rabbinically coiffed, designer shtreimels with fancy logos, even more bling – and all verklempt. At least 1/3 will act stupid while under the influence of His spiked ice cream Kohanim. Some will complain about the Chinese Banquet influx. The rest will schmooze in bearded Halo-Halo awe as adjacent Bamboo branches and Kleenex tissues are grafted together into one, cultivated Calamansi Treehouse.
Please R.S.V.P. as soon as you get this and not a day before light Adams, such as those of hydrogen isotopes and Supernovas of David, combine and form a heavier Adamic nucleus, releasing a vast array of highly organic energy drinks, primarily manifesting itself in the form of intense heat-seeking hickeys. Please have the courtesy of showing up if you do R.S.V.P. or you will be billed for being a flaky no-show. I can't stand chometz displays like Santa. The gift of choice either exemplifies Tu Bishvat or contains a routing and account number in Shekalim. Last-minute deli Hallmark cards are a waste of your time on earth and ours. Hope you can make it!
Dress: Black Tie optional
Theme: Nipa Sukkah
B.Y.O.K. (Bring Your Own Kippah)
I don't know if I've enough strength.
Inspirations:
The Basterds of Bataan: Offer Water or Face Execution (Editorial)
The Wisdom of the Banana Grove:
